Ten People that seem like Jackie Susann Invented Them
(or something like that):

• Courtney Love (for pharmacological prowess)
• Heidi Fleiss
• Amy Fisher
• Tonya Harding
• Sandra Bernhard (for sheer evil bitterness)
• Traci Lords-"I remember every dick"
• Roseanne
• Kato Cailin-houseguest extraordinaire with a shag 'do
• Stevie Nicks for being a bloated drug crazed has been hermit
• Rick "superfreak" James...for being a bloated drug crazed has been hermit who KIDNAPS WOMEN (and incidentally, the only on this list who we don't like at all)

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