(or 20 ways to watch your life
Want a peek into our sick little minds? Surf with us and
you'll get a pretty good idea of who we are and why you wouldn't really want to
meet us unless we are wearing our nice white jackets with sleeves that fasten
in the back.
- The Girly Page
A fashion conscious femme dyke page that rules! Finally, a page that's witty,
well designed, and most importantly-- calls for the end of shoulder pads! She
means it! Thank gawd/ess!
- Charlie's Angels Home
Whatever your pleasure-- Sabrina, Kelly, Jill, or whatever
Shelley Hack and Cheryl Ladd's characters were called (and really, who cares they sucked compared
to Farah anyway!) you'll find all the food you need to fuel your fantasy right
here. You'll even find enough info to feed your obsession if you were more into
Bosley than the Angels, or even if maybe you just wanted to be Charlie and as
un-pc as it is to admit it, there are days when I wish I was Charlie too... And if
your favorite episode is the faux women in
prison-themed "Angels in Chains" installment, then you are definitely in the right place, cuz
it's mine too.
- Female Celebrity
Okay, I admit it, I find this page endlessly fascinating.
It's just a giant list of female celebrities and the various television/film
roles where they have played smokers and then there is conjecture as to whether
they smoke "in real life" (as if celebrities have real lives). It makes me
wonder if the celebrity smoke-enders infomercial..."I'm not a
smoker, but I play one on TV" isn't just a dream.
- Starbelly Angels
So, the person who made this page doesn't like Sonic Youth live cuz
she thinks they are just an excuse for pointless noise...I'll just let that one
pass cuz other than that it's a cool page that captures the anarchic messed up
spirit of Hole before Courtney became Courtney Love-Cobain (TM).
- in memoriam to
oblivion: the kathy acker hoam paige
A home page for fans of that most
brilliant flower of evil the surrealist/punk/language terrorist kathy acker.
- Talk to God
Sorta runs on the same priniciple as the Giant 8 ball--you type in a question
and god will answer it. Unlike the wimpy 8 ball, god will tell you where to get
off...don't know if I like the idea of being told to fuck off by a fake
cyber-god but scarily enough there are moments when it almost seems like a
- NrrdGrrl Page
No, this is not the home page for Welcome to the Dollhouse, but it's
just as good, if not better.
- The Official Heidi Fleiss
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...but you can sign up
here to help keep Heidi out of jail. And I say if O.J's free, well then Heidi
should be too. If someone has to be incarcerated--I nominate Ivan Nagy just cuz
he's so unbelievably gross. And hey, I just gotta love a doofey white girl
madam who boasts about her business as if she were a gangsta rapper.
Not that I'm on any of them, but hey, sometimes when yr
stuck pondering what exactly it might mean to be a "body without organs"
at 4 in the morning, it's nice to know you're not alone.
- X-The Unheard Music
They just broke up for good (or so they say)..but that doesn't make this great
site any less worthy of a lengthy stay to check out pages filled with lyrics,
discographies, bios, links and updates on the various solo careers of the former
members of the late great LA band.
- All About Valerie Harper aka
I admit it, I liked Rhoda better than Mary. Probably cuz
she was always slamming that obnoxious Phyllis woman, but anyway this site has
tons of info about Rhoda including details about the character, the show, and
the actress that played her on television. Most importantly though, I think
you'll find that the "Hello this is Carlton the Doorman" WAV file cannot be
- Info about the
Kristen Pfaff Memorial Scholarship Fund
Until recently when an online
friend sent me a tape of Janitor Joe's Big Metal Birds I never really
appreciated how talented Kristen Pfaff was, and sadly until I found this page, I
never realized just how big a tragedy her death is. This page is
about Stuck on AM, a compilation CD of Minneapolis bands put out to
raise money for a Scholarship Fund in Kristen Pfaff's name at the University of Minnesota. Take a
minute and check out the link to the Kristen Pfaff Memorial Page too.
The Official Richard Kern Home Page
David Wojnarowicz, Lydia Lunch, Clint Ruin, Karen Finley, Sonic Youth and now
members of Marilyn Manson have all passed through Scum master Kern's lens.
Check this page for a complete filmography, updates on current projects, and
vid clips of some his films and videos.
- Emmylou Harris
An unofficial site that chronicles just about every turn in Emmylou's nearly 25
year long career. Great for people like me who only now just fell in love with
Shaviro's Home Page
Prof Shaviro loves the 'net and has collected
enough links to all the pomo technophile cyberbabble sites about it that after
a few visits here I'll never need to read anything about it again (and I mean
that in the best way). Whether you are a net novice or a seasoned surfer, his
online novel Doom Patrols and the Lambda MOO should not be missed.
- Marianne Faithfull Page
Want something to do while you're trying to find your life? I know corny but
the page isn't...so ignore me and go there now.
Extremely awesome zine with outstanding record reviews.
I'm in recovery from my critical theory habit, but sometimes I
relapse...here's a place to go when you gotta think.
- WWW Wench
I'm not sure what this page is, but it reads sort of like a hyperlinked diary.
By the time I finished it, I felt like Jayne and I were bestfriends.
Oddly engaging and at times hilariously funny, this is one page not to be
- Literary Kicks
A Beat-inspired fiction page that includes profiles of various Beat
Just found this home page
for one of my fave zines. Great interviews, a sassy 12 year old writer named Vivien,
and life-saving hangover tips make Fizz (online or off) essential reading.
- The Canonical List of
Weird Band Names
I thought my life had plunged to a new level of
absurdity when on someone's recommendation I went in search of a 7" from a band named
Ovarian Trolley.Now that I've found the Canonical List of Weird Band Names,
I know that I have much further to plunge.
Links from Issue #3
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